I was so horrified/amused by this when it popped up on my Amazon front page that I had to submit a review for it. I’m not sure it will get through whoever siphons through those things and decides what gets posted and what doesn’t (what a lousy job that must be, reading Amazon review submissions all day), so I’ll just post it here.
“This lobster costume is so realistic it makes me hungry for seafood! My child has never looked cuter than when she’s in this thing! I can’t wait until she’s older and gets to see all these pictures I’ve taken of her as a lobster. It’ll definitely give her self-esteem a nice boost when she’s in those ever important ‘tween years!”
And so goes the latest in my current kick of writing anti-reviews.
