Reticulating Splines

From a pamphlet I found in front of an Anglican church:

“In high school I played in a rock band and used alcohol and drugs to escape loneliness. I planned to end the madness with my Dad’s .22 pistol, but my grandmother convinced me to go to church one Sunday.

Arriving early, I waited next to a rack of Chick tracts. I looked through one in Spanish. I can’t read Spanish, but I understood the pictures. I accepted Jesus that morning and am now an ordained pastor.”

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